My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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