I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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