My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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