I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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