I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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