The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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