Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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