I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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