How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
