Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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