I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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