So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.