Non-Jews are for practice
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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