Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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