I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
