I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
