Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
