that's an acceptable place to lick
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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