i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish you could order shots online.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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