Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
