I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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