Do you still have your period?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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