I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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