Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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