Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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