I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.