whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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