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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

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  So when are we having a sleepover?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'

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• (619): View more from California

  he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.

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