Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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