You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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