i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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