Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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