On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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