dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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