I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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