i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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