I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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