So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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