your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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