How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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