when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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