I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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