Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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