i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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