And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
