Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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