At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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