Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
