I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
