How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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