i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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