i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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