What a fucking waste of an outfit
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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