Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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