could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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