Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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