ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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