I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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